Master splinter with baby ninja turtles11/13/2022 ![]() When they say, “He’s a radical rat,” listen to them. He was strange, sure, but he was a genius,” and, “Well I am still a fan of his and really think that he’s a master of his craft.” But I beg of you: save these turtles. You’ll think things like, “But he seemed nice to me. I know many of you will be quick to defend this 81 year old rat-man. Splinter had turned us into shells of ourselves.” MASTER SPLINTER WITH BABY NINJA TURTLES CODEThe boys were crying out, speaking in a code as if to say, “Help us April. Over the years the turtles have often repeated to me that they are “Heroes in a half shell, turtle power!” It took me far too long, but I finally understood-this chant was not source of pride, but in fact a call for help. Splinter convinced them that they’re mutants and unworthy of love or interaction with above-ground beings. Splinter indoctrinated the boys with disturbing teachings such as, “You concentrate too much on your mind, and not on your body.” These four amphibian brethren have tried to escape their “Master” for 31 years. She is the youngest adoptive sister of Karai, younger sister of Leonardo, Raphael, Donatello and Michelangelo and youngest daughter of Master Splinter. He beats them for the smallest transgressions: eating a slice of pizza before he gets one, improperly executing a Ninjutsu move, or carelessly exclaiming “Cowabunga.” He makes the turtles cover their faces with matching fabric-each brother being assigned and identified by a color: red, blue, purple, orange. Venus or Vee is one of the five main protagonists in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and a member of the TMNT. I have captured said abuse on film, which you can view here. Splinter carries a wooden staff which he swings at the brothers. He wears only a tattered old bathrobe which barely covers his dangly, hairy, rat balls. I’ve often been in Splinter’s underground lair. The turtles identify themselves as teenagers even though they are currently 46 years old. Splinter will have you believe he’s dedicated his life to caring for the anthropomorphic turtles, but in reality, he’s a revenge-crazed cult leader who has imprisoned these amphibians-permanently stunting their mental and social development. Much like a splinter, this rat-man has lodged himself into the minds and hearts of these impressionable turtle children. The kidnapped turtles are victims of 31 years of sewer life, brainwashing, and physical and verbal assault. Early on the boys were assigned roles in the polygamous unit: Leonardo leads, Donatello does machines, Raphael is cool but rude, Michelangelo’s a party dude. Master Splinter kidnapped the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and forced them to live in his underground sewer dungeon and become his brotherwives. A half man/half rat has been keeping 4 teenage boys under his control. As my career in journalism comes to a close, it’s time to hang up my yellow jumpsuit and bring the evidence I’ve collected out of the sewers and into the light. My name is April O’ Neil and I’ve spent the past 31 years investigating a polygamous, underground cult. ![]()
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